POPE RELEASES NEW SEVEN DEADLY SINS

carlos's picture

Yep, the pope released seven NEW deadly sins.
REMEMBER, YOU GO TO HELL IF YOU DO ANY OF THIS

1. Polluting: Yes folks...polluting. Spit on the sidewalk, go to hell. Miss the garbage can when you throw out some trash...yep, go to hell.

2. Genetic Engineering: Wow...fucking dumb. If you eat anything, you go to hell. Because all food is genetic engineered through selective breeding.

3. Taking drugs: Hey pope, John Paul was on a lot of drugs before he died...I guess he's fucked now.

4. Possessing Obscene Riches: That's a lot of gold you're wearing Mr.Pope

5. Abortion: Nothing new hear, we all know the Catholic church grows by getting brain washed people to breed so they can brain wash their kids.

6. Pedophilia: Priests can get around this through confession, so no need to worry.

7. Causing social injustice: Just in case they forgot to cover anything they added this vague sin.

Portuguessa's picture

Polluting? So I assume the

Polluting? So I assume the pope-mobile runs on magic?

No, not magic, but Jesus's

No, not magic, but Jesus's love.

regis.'s picture

Another new goal... thanks, Catholicism!

Let's try to commit all seven in one day... prize for whoever can do it all in one hour!

Well if you smoke any of the

Well if you smoke any of the modern strands of pot you would be committing 1,2, and 3.

regis.'s picture

You know... a mad scientist

You know... a mad scientist with a penchant for little boys could accomplish all of these things pretty easily.

Yea I thought of that too.

Yea I thought of that too. I'm working on the mad scientist thing, but I don't think the penchant for little boys is going to happen.

The Fuzzy One's picture

"Working" on the mad

"Working" on the mad scientist thing?

We've discussed quantum pseudo-rape. There is *no way* to escape that one now.

JB